Chase's new vehicle

This is the car that we got Chase for his birthday. We thought we would share some of the interesting print that comes on alot of the products here. For instance, "funny, lovely easily" are the three selling points. Funny, we gather they mean it's a fun toy. Lovely, we have no idea what they mean. Easily, MAYBE it's easy to ride.

Here's what is on the box:

A Real Mobile Kid Rider Four Wheels Drive
*Push the different button, show, or different music, or color lights, or horn, or "BB" sound(this is so descriptive. When we read "BB" we thought it might mean that bb's would come shooting out. "BB" is supposed to mean beep beep.) Not sure what "show" is supposed to mean.
*Music box use 3 "AA" batteries (not included)
*The steering wheel turns freely. This ensures the smooth maneuvering of the car. It helps tap intelligence of children. (i.e. their evil streak, running into walls and running over your friend's infant who is laying on the floor. That's really tapping the deep well of a child's intelligence)
*There is a toy storage under the cushion for storing some of your cute little toys. (The "cushion" is a piece of hard plastic)
*Being of four wheeles, hard and safe bodywork as well as its flexible steering performances, it is bound to contribute to the healthy growing of your baby. (no, I didn't spell wheels wrong, that's how it is written on the box. It sounds like a lawyer wrote this to show that it meets the child safety commission standards. Yeah right, as if that really exists here).


A Real Mobile Kid Rider Four Wheels Drive
Dear Parents,
Preschoolers explore their world by playing. Each new action, sight, and sound is a learning experience for them. A+B Toys are designed to make learning a safe and fun experience for your preschooler. Each A+B Toy is a new lesson wrapped in bright colors and safe, stimulating shapes. All our toys are a toddler's testing hands. (What?) A+B Toy promises you a special mix of leanrning (this is how it's spelled on the box), laughter, and love. That is sure to bring long lasting joy to your child.

We wonder if this is how we sound when we speak Arabic to native Arabic speakers :-)